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Mayonnaise is basically the only condiment there is. Anything tastes better with lots of mayo... even a spoon.

— Tinsley Mortimer

I love mayonnaise. It's one of the first lessons I teach my cooking students. Turning eggs and oil into an emulsion - that creamy,…

— Samin Nosrat

You don't use mayonnaise, why? ... Are you addicted to mayonnaise? Is it okay if I use mayonnaise? I could go outside...

— Jim Gaffigan

Mayonnaise, like hollandaise, was invented by the French to cover up the flavor of spoiled flesh, stale vegetables, rotten fish. Beware the sauce! Where…

— Edward Abbey

I love mayonnaise. In Germany, we put it on French fries, chicken, eggs, it doesn't matter. I grew up like that.

— Dennis Schroder

This isn't that homemade stuff...that love mayonnaise.

— Johnny Knoxville

One of my favorite things is mayonnaise and I have to tell you that. I love mayonnaise, but I don't eat it any more.…

— Mike Ditka

I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I'd go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo.

— Blake Anderson

Ultimately, mayonnaise and aioli are brothers from the same mother. Both are emulsions of oil and water, which just means that the two incompatible…

— Sohla El-Waylly

You can really taste the difference between a shop-bought and a good homemade mayo.

— Yotam Ottolenghi

Sometimes I leave mayonnaise on the ends of my hair for a few hours while I'm writing; it's a really good moisturizer.

— Kali Uchis

I eat so much mayonnaise they were going to send me to the Mayo Clinic.

— Tom Robbins