Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I want a sexual innuendo sandwich, hold the mayonnaise.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I always wanted to write a book that ended with the word Mayonnaise.” — Richard Brautigan Copy Share Image
“I brought horny in a brown paper bag from home that I’ll break out at lunchtime and put over someone’s ugly head. Tomorrow I’ll… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I was trying to figure out a way to tell him his love mayonnaise had mad skills and no one at this table could… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I am the egg salad sandwich of love. The only problem is, I’m in the mood for a tuna fish sandwich—hold the mercury.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I made an egg salad sandwich and took a bite of it over the open silverware drawer. A piece of egg salad fell in… — Nicholson Baker Copy Share Image
“Would you like a tuna-salad sandwich?' 'Yes,' God said. 'Thank you.” — Octavia E. Butler Copy Share Image
“How would you like to be in the middle of a Vega sandwich?” — Santino (Sonny) Hassell Copy Share Image
“I’ve never heard of a man trying to sandwich another woman between fingering me and fucking me in the same day.” — C.D. Reiss Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
