Airports Quote by Stephen Colbert

Regardless of how me or this man right here or anybody else in this business get, when we walk on an airplane in first-class…

— Method Man

The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.

— Anonymous

Atlanta has always been one of my favorite places to come and get down. I don't come through a lot because I'm always filming…

— Deon Cole

I remember the first day I got there, they started the take and after four takes I was on the ground, on my back,…

— Steven Yeun

“The trail of lime trees outside our building is still a public loo. …where else are they supposed to go to the toilet in…

— Sarah Turnbull

They used to have a smoking section at most airports. No more. They now have these glass-encased rooms. You're not just a smoker, you're…

— Marc Maron

I've been pulled over with four hoopers in the car before and we've all been taken out and searched because we were black riding…

— Bradley Beal

The TSA must think we're mushrooms. You know, the way they are trying to keep us in the dark, and the way they keep…

— Douglas Wilson

One of my good friends who lives in Atlanta and has lived here forever is NeNe Leakes. I remember letting her know that I…

— Eva Marcille

I've never in my life had a cavity. Not one!

— Jay DeMarcus

There is always someone who is going to look for the cracks.

— Miguel McKelvey

I'm a little disappointed I didn't get fiddled with by a TSA agent at the airport. I feel unwanted. Maybe next time.

— William Regal