I just heard about a woman in Germany who just gave birth to a baby boy named "Jihad." Or as the TSA… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Bridget adds, "Did Anyone bring a weapon?" "Confiscated," Zach admits for both of us. Vesper holds up her metal fingernail file. "They… — Cynthia Leitich Smith Copy Share Image
The travel is a lot uglier than it once was with TSA and the deregulation of the airline services. These planes are… — James Young Copy Share Image
“Seurity!" I yelled. "I'm being harassed!" Security officers swarm around me and one orders me to step inside the small office area.… — Stephanie McAfee Copy Share Image
Every time I travel, government TSA officials seem to recognize that I'm a Muslim and 'randomly' pull me aside for 'special treatment'.… — Abu Ammaar Yasir Qadhi Copy Share Image
The TSA is under fire for major security lapses. The TSA has let through pipe bombs, knives, and the last three Nicolas… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
What we're going to do is try to get TSA out of the human resources and personnel business and into the security… — John Mica Copy Share Image
I want to improve TSA's counterterrorism focus through intelligence and cutting edge technology, support the TSA workforce, and strengthen the agency's relationships… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Other countries, such as Israel, successfully employ behavior detection techniques at their airports, but the bloated, ineffective bureaucracy of TSA has produced… — John Mica Copy Share Image
Why is it that we all - myself included - believe these stories? Why are we so quick to assume that the… — Bruce Schneier Copy Share Image
“Go to any airport in this country and you’ll see how well our government is dealing with the terrible danger you’re in.… — Ann Medlock Copy Share Image
While Admiral Neffenger is an impressive man, it is naive and dangerous to pretend installing one director can heal what ails TSA,… — Benjamin E. Sasse Copy Share Image
The TSA holds its screener work force to the highest standards of security and professionalism, .. and will continue to focus on… — Robert Johnson Copy Share Image
When I went to Nashville, everyone was so nice. Even the TSA agents are nice there. — Maneet Chauhan Copy Share Image
I love trains. It's the only way to travel anymore where it doesn't involve a TSA agent slowly tracing the curve of… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The TSA's airport body scanners have been shown to be so ineffective, the Homeland Security chairman suggested using traditional metal detectors. While… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
“Approximately half the airport passengers in the TSA gate area have no airline tickets because their airplanes have landed and their tickets… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
I only travel with one suitcase - Mulberry does an incredible one. I always check it; the TSA restrictions are so tricky. — Poppy Delevingne Copy Share Image
The TSA must think we're mushrooms. You know, the way they are trying to keep us in the dark, and the way… — Douglas Wilson Copy Share Image
The TSA tears through your bags at the airport and the NSA watches what books you buy and what you say over… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
It would be unwise to say the least, irresponsible of us at the TSA, at the Homeland Security Department not to evolve… — Janet Napolitano Copy Share Image
I did learn something interesting [while at the Atlanta airport]. You have to be a member of the TSA in order to… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
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