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“I just heard about a woman in Germany who just gave birth to a baby boy named "Jihad." Or as the TSA put it, "Hope you like Amtrak!” quote by Jimmy Fallon — Download Open image

“I just heard about a woman in Germany who just gave birth to a baby boy named "Jihad." Or as the TSA put it, "Hope you like Amtrak!”

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Amtrak offers riders a cost-effective way to travel throughout the country.

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