Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “I think my baby might be connected to Al-Qaeda the way she blows up her diapers.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
“I saw a baby make a boom-boom in his diaper, and I thought, I’d never have suspected him of being a terrorist.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Certainly there’s a connection between Iraq and Al Qaeda. It doesn’t surprise me at all that they would be talking to Al Qaeda, that there would be some Al Qaeda there or that Saddam Hussein might even be, you know, discussing gee, I wonder since I don’t have any scuds and since the Americans are coming at me, I wonder… — Wesley Clark Copy Share
Al Qaeda is nothing more than a mutant supply chain. They're playing off the same platform as Wal-Mart and Dell. They're just not restrained by it. What is al Qaeda? It's an open source religious political movement that works off the global supply chain. That's what we're up against in Iraq. We're up against a suicide supply chain. — Thomas Friedman Copy Share
Al-Qaeda has a kind of loose, almost entrepreneurial structure with lots of cells in various countries that are semi-independent. — Ron Suskind Copy Share
Al Qaeda will always focus on us, the United States. And they will take advantage of any situation. — Dutch Ruppersberger Copy Share Image
Of course, Al Qaeda has no more to do with Islam than Jim Jones had to do with Christianity. And it is no more… — Norah Vincent Copy Share Image
Al Qaeda is very media-savvy and very focused on what goes on in the global media. — Michael Chertoff Copy Share Image
Al Qaeda is a racially diverse organization that is well aware of its dependence on a labor pool dominated by Arab Muslim men. It… — Malcolm Nance Copy Share Image
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When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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