Airline Quote by Conan O'Brien

Running an airline is like having a baby: fun to conceive, but hell to deliver.

— Collett E. Woolman

Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.

— Erma Bombeck

I remember my wife and I used to get on plane and see everybody else with their babies. They'd be putting strollers and car…

— Paul Reiser

I realize that people fly with small children all the time, and that babies are easier in some ways because all they do is…

— Carolyn Hax

Being on a plane with a baby is not easy.

— Daniil Medvedev

Babies need an Airplane Mode.

— Anonymous

“It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.”

— Richard J. Ferris

“The story of my birth that my mother told me went like this: "When you were coming out I wasn't ready yet and neither…

— Sierra D. Waters

“• While a female flight attendant was serving food from the meal cart, a female passenger thrust a small bundle of trash toward her.…

— Elliott Hester

A child, thought Carl, is not the only result of childbirth. A mother, too, is born. You see them every day--nondescript women with a…

— Joshua Ferris

“Having a baby is the single mos joyous co-experience that two human beings can share, and he wasn't going to miss a second of…

— Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman

“A new Born Baby is a miracle who brings everyone to be speechless before the Creator, and makes a mother to forget all pains…

— Bruce Mbanzabugabo