My girlfriend at the time convinced me to send these songs to Cavity Search. When they wanted to put out my record… — Elliott Smith Copy Share Image
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I did learn something interesting [while at the Atlanta airport]. You have to be a member of the TSA in order to… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
![“I did learn something interesting [while at the Atlanta airport]. You have to be a member of the TSA in order to legally perform a cavity search. My apologies to the staff of Cinnabon, but you guys should really keep that extra frosting where the customers can find it.” quote by Stephen Colbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f65/stephen-colbert-503_airports_i-did-learn-something-interesting-while_3158684.jpg)