Hey Quote by Stephen Colbert Download Open image “Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera?” — Stephen Colbert ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Hey Ifs Inspirational Opera Yogurt
I feel like it's a real shame that my generation doesn't make an appearance at the opera. — James Gray Copy Share Image
It's really strange, this thing where people are like, 'I'm not into musicals' but so many people who have said that to me, I've… — Michael Gracey Copy Share Image
I know the world of opera so intimately: historical sweep, sharply defined characters, not too rational an explanation of what's going on. It's a… — James A. Michener Copy Share Image
Every time I go to a new place, more likely than not, I end up seeing an opera there. It's ended up being a… — Stana Katic Copy Share Image
I'm not glamorous, I don't have a look, I don't know anything about opera, I have no Italian, and I'm too old. — Tyne Daly Copy Share Image
When you come to my show, I want it to feel like opera, like a theatre. — The Weeknd Copy Share Image
When you say you're doing an opera, it's like when you're a seven-year-old and say, 'I'm off to Washington, Dad.' You kind of go,… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
But Opera Man, I go, 'Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?' Because I could sing fake opera pretty good. — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
I tend to sing opera and showtunes in the shower. I don't know why, but when I get in the shower I turn into… — Ester Dean Copy Share Image
I never thought I'd have the opportunity to visit another culture. — Marion Cotillard Copy Share Image
Don't be bitter. Everybody suffers. If you can accept your suffering then you will understand other people better. Be grateful for pain. Love life. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
We all deserve credit for this new surveillance state that we live in because we the people voted for the Patriot Act. Democrats and… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I've long been against illegal aliens, partly because they distract us from an even bigger threat: real aliens. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Believe in me, cause I don't believe in anything, and I wanna be someone to believe. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Thirty seconds is the exact amount of time Americans can tolerate something they don't understand. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that.… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I live by syllogisms: God is love. Love is blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God. I don't know what I'd… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
“Unlike Paul Newman, who seems to think that salad dressing is the cure-all for America's ills, I'm a man of action.” — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Now, for my younger viewers out there, a book is something we used to have before the internet. It’s sort of a blog for… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
In the middle of a play, I go crazy and don't realize what I'm doing. I'll snap back to reality and I realize, 'Hey,… — Brian Bosworth Copy Share Image
It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death.… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
I'm neurotic in the sense that I can have a crowd of 300 people cheering you, applauding you, standing O, but one guy come… — Wayne White Copy Share Image
Do you know what it is sir? Do you know what the Dance Dance Revolution is? It's not an actual revolution, so you don't… — Russell Peters Copy Share Image
An established film director can just pick up the phone and say to a star, 'Hey, are you interested in doing a commercial?' — Tony Scott Copy Share Image
Hey Sydney," she said, giving me a small, crooked smile as she entered the room. Her flashing, dark eyes were friendly, but they were… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I'm not the guy who will sit in a room with somebody who's using a bunch of big words and just act like I… — Mark Wahlberg Copy Share Image
I think that if you run a big company, you've got to, four or five times a year, just say, 'Hey team, look, here's… — Jeffrey R. Immelt Copy Share Image
When you get older, you learn certain life lessons. You apply that wisdom, and suddenly you say, 'Hey, I've got a new lease on… — Robert Redford Copy Share Image
Hey, maybe instead of going to college, you should drop out and I could quit my job and we can form an all-girl band… — Daniel Palladino Copy Share Image