Jon Lovitz

The director makes the movie. The director has to have the story in their head, has to know the style of the…

— Jon Lovitz

It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.

— Jon Lovitz

I really didn't want to leave the show, but I got a chance to do a movie, which meant I would have…

— Jon Lovitz

I feel lucky that I'm working at all. I don't take any job for granted. I enjoy this. It's all enjoyable for…

— Jon Lovitz

First of all, this whole idea of this one percent versus the 99 percent, it's a false statistic. There's nobody that is…

— Jon Lovitz

How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

— Jon Lovitz

But Opera Man, I go, 'Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?' Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.

— Jon Lovitz

In comedy, you have to do all of the same stuff you do in drama and then put the comedy on top…

— Jon Lovitz

Woody is the guy who made me want to be a comic. I was in heaven and couldn't stop smiling because he…

— Jon Lovitz

I don't want to talk about myself, that's for other people to say, so I'm not saying I was so talented.

— Jon Lovitz

If I make a dollar and out of every dollar I'm taxed at 50, half, at 50 cents, I have to give,…

— Jon Lovitz

Nobody with a victim mentality will get anywhere. Ever. They will never succeed.

— Jon Lovitz

You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny.

— Jon Lovitz

Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel.

— Jon Lovitz

The problem with the economy isn't that people aren't paying their fair share of taxes.

— Jon Lovitz

You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the…

— Jon Lovitz

Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me.

— Jon Lovitz

I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I…

— Jon Lovitz

I would love to have a part opposite a great actor - like, say, Pacino or De Niro or Hoffman. And to…

— Jon Lovitz

Movie acting is harder than doing a play. You have to be entertaining but completely natural, like Jimmy Stewart and Cary Grant.…

— Jon Lovitz

At a certain point, if you work really hard and you get good and people like your work, you do deserve the…

— Jon Lovitz

I would never tell anyone who to vote for. I'm a different kind of 'liberal' and I think people should be true…

— Jon Lovitz

I grew up very nice. But after college, my father said you're on you own. So I was dead broke for years.…

— Jon Lovitz

Do you wanna see something swell?

— Jon Lovitz

The whole - it's the economy's bad. It's bad for everybody. I have my own comedy club. I opened it three years…

— Jon Lovitz