First of all, this whole idea of this one percent versus the 99 percent, it's a false statistic. There's nobody that is… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
I don't want to talk about myself, that's for other people to say, so I'm not saying I was so talented. — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
The problem with the economy isn't that people aren't paying their fair share of taxes. — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me. — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
At a certain point, if you work really hard and you get good and people like your work, you do deserve the… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
I would never tell anyone who to vote for. I'm a different kind of 'liberal' and I think people should be true… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
I grew up very nice. But after college, my father said you're on you own. So I was dead broke for years.… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
You're in front of an audience, but you're playing for a camera. There's this huge adrenaline rush, because you know that besides… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh. — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
Instead of making people victims of people who are successful, we should be telling people, 'Look, you are having a hard time,… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they're responsible for taking a loan they didn't qualify for? — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
Why do all these people want [comedians] to be serious? The reason they want that is these are people who aren't funny.… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
The director makes the movie. The director has to have the story in their head, has to know the style of the piece, has… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good. — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
I really didn't want to leave the show, but I got a chance to do a movie, which meant I would have had to… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
I feel lucky that I'm working at all. I don't take any job for granted. I enjoy this. It's all enjoyable for me. It's… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
First of all, this whole idea of this one percent versus the 99 percent, it's a false statistic. There's nobody that is wealthy saying,… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
But Opera Man, I go, 'Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?' Because I could sing fake opera pretty good. — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
In comedy, you have to do all of the same stuff you do in drama and then put the comedy on top of it.… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
Woody is the guy who made me want to be a comic. I was in heaven and couldn't stop smiling because he was my… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
I don't want to talk about myself, that's for other people to say, so I'm not saying I was so talented. — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
If I make a dollar and out of every dollar I'm taxed at 50, half, at 50 cents, I have to give, isn't that like enough? — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
Nobody with a victim mentality will get anywhere. Ever. They will never succeed. — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image