Baby Quote by Stephen Colbert

I will eat your baby Carrots if you don't like them

— Anonymous

If Obama can force you to get health insurance just by calling it a tax, than there is nothing to stop him from making…

— Stephen Colbert

I think, almost, the film industry thinks that by making gay characters super masculine, it's an attempt at saying being gay is OK if…

— Josie Totah

By making the gay character funny and sweet but above all normal, you make a far better, longer lasting statement than you would if…

— Sue Perkins

“Whenever somebody challenges me with the notion that killing carrots is no different to killing cows, I make a point of pointing out how…

— Mango Wodzak

There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.

— Stephen Colbert

Ridiculous that some people feel superior to the gay minority. They're the only couples you'll ever find poking around for ceramics and candle holders…

— Richard Jeni

For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee.

— Alanis Morissette

When your Super Bowl guests arrive, they should find a mound of potato chips large enough to conceal a pony sitting in front of…

— Dave Barry

I usually eat four or five raw carrots with my meat, and that is all. I must be part rabbit; I never get bored…

— Marilyn Monroe

If you've got a plot the size of a car or a tiny yard in Italy, you're going to be growing tomatoes and basil…

— Frances Mayes

I think they named the orange before the carrot.

— Demetri Martin