Humor Quote by Stefani Chaney

“Ridiculous man in a pair of ridiculous sneakers. Such a ridiculous man hardly deserved to live.”

— Stephen King

“Funny when you're the only pair of boots in a sandals town.”

— Jeffrey Kosh

“Plus my boots were made of awesome.”

— Gwen Hayes

“his felt boots—the idiot!—almost into the fire. The”

— Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

“I had a nightmare about being Trapped in an elevator with a self-made man-- He was born with a silver bootstrap in his mouth;…

— Matt Cook

“No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided to get him some real boots next winter solstice. Some sexy guy boots. Yeah. ”

— Kim Harrison

“I laced up my sneakers, but not with the intention to sneak around. I was just going to skulk for a bit, when out…

— Jarod Kintz

“But me, my jeans, tank, boots and socks, commando and braless, walked right out the door and, like we had many, many times before,…

— Kristen Ashley

“There, in the trash in the aisle of the top deck, he could see the enormous heels of a pair of black, shining boots…

— Jason Cockcroft

“For what? Putting your boot on another man’s head and stealing him blind, until someone with a bigger boot comes along to kick you…

— Mark T. Sullivan

“How can I pull myself up by my bootstraps if I'm living on a shoestring?”

— Jayseth Guberman

“Stand in your own two shoes.”

— T. Scott McLeod