Humor Quote by Robin Alexander

“Are you a lesbian?” She looked at me with a serious expression. “If you are, it’s okay. I don’t want you to munch my…

— L.D. Davis

“I had no issues with lesbians, but I didn't swing the bat that way, and I kind of resented getting molested.”

— Gini Koch

“Okay. Let's see..." She considered her past, and then smiled wryly and shook her head. "Well, I was a perfume maker, Amaone, concubine, a…

— Lynsay Sands

“Bitch, cookie, lesbian,” Lacey signed. Margaret smiled. “Oh, it’s such a beautiful language,” she said. “Like a dance in the air.”

— Mary Carter

“So this is what men are like. Well, that's it, then - I am going to be a lesbian.”

— Louise Rennison Angus Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

“I guess lesbianism wasn't so rampant in those days, they would've gotten a bunk with each other and just left me alone, you know.…

— Charles Bukowski

“I'm a lesbian. I'm not dead.”

— Jill Shalvis

“Weird." When she leans back into her chair, almost relived that I'm not offended by her viper wanting a little lesbian action, I try…

— Rory Miles

“She's small, Valiant. You should ease up some on the sex." Tammy and Valiant both shot him a glare. "Never," they said in unison.”

— Laurann Dohner

“My God, is this a date?" Jeff had asked when I asked if I could bring her along. "I don't know," I said. "She…

— Jefferson Bass

“I told her there was one more thing, and then I officially came out of the closet and told her I was gay. She…

— Charles Benedict

“She says queer things sometimes in a bantering way that you don’t notice at the time and you find yourself thinking about afterward.”

— Kate Chopin