Funny Quote by Red Skelton Download Open image “She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off” — Red Skelton ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Inspiration Mud Packs Two Two days Wife
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