Christmas gift Quote by Phyllis Diller

Who likes fruitcake? I mean, really, giving you a fruitcake for a present is just another way of saying, I dislike you so much…

— Ritu Ghatourey

The joke may be that no one likes fruitcake, but if that were the case, they wouldn't appear on store shelves every holiday season!

— Harley Pasternak

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

— Johnny Carson

The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet.…

— Dave Barry

There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us.

— Jimmy Buffett

Fruitcakes have a bad rap.

— Christina Tosi

There's a reason they only serve fruitcake once a year, because it's awful. There's a reason they only serve mint julep's once a year,…

— Mike Leach

Fruitcake is like semen, there's a lot of it about but no one wants to swallow it

— Oscar Wilde

Bring on the fruitcakes, we want a fruitcake for an unlovable seat.

— Matthew Parris

I love that when I give my 4-year-old a cupcake, she takes a few licks of the frosting and takes a bite, but she…

— Alyson Hannigan

“You are nuttier than a fruitcake, that’s what you are!”

— L.T. Suzuki

My family, as you can probably guess, was more into Christmas cookies and not so much the fruitcake.

— Christina Tosi