It's my new single - please buy it so we can get Christmas gifts for the kids this year. — Stevie Wonder Copy Share Image
You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
They don't even acknowledge the true meaning of Christmas. Its all about gifts and sales. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the suburbs it's hard to buy your Christmas gifts early in the year. You never know who your friends will be… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
The great majority of people will go on observing forms that cannot be explained; they will keep Christmas Day with Christmas gifts… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not listening is probably the commonest unkindness of married life, and one that creates - more devastatingly than an eternity of forgotten… — Judith Viorst Copy Share Image
I would only spend a week or two in the Philippines, most probably the week during my birthday because I am planning… — Manny Pacquiao Copy Share Image
From a very young age, I liked to take apart things. All of my Christmas gifts would wind up in a million… — Homaro Cantu Copy Share Image
I'm Jewish, so I don't really do Christmas gifts, and Hanukkah is not as big a deal as gifts are concerned, so… — Leandra Medine Copy Share Image
Have you ever known anyone who bought a fruitcake for himself? Of course not. They are purchased as Christmas gifts, mostly for… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I've got more than 600 pairs of Ray-Ban sunglasses, from 1950s originals to newer models. I have them on the wall like… — Suzi Quatro Copy Share Image
And when we give each other Christmas gifts in His name, let us remember that He has given us the sun and… — Sigrid Undset Copy Share Image
“Farmer Ben called about an oak table Papa’s repairing for him. They got to talking, and Ben told Papa that the farm… — Stan Berenstain Copy Share Image
“Autumn is always a time of Fear and Greed and Hoarding for the winter coming on. Debt collectors are active on old… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“A Lake Charles-based artist, Sally was a progressive Democrat who in 2016 primary favored Bernie Sanders. Sally's very dear friend and worl-traveling… — Arlie Russell Hochschild Copy Share Image
“Being real takes tremendous courage. We like approval, and we like respect, and to say otherwise is another form of denial. To… — Dave Ramsey Copy Share Image
It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
