Case Quote by Harley Pasternak

Have you ever known anyone who bought a fruitcake for himself? Of course not. They are purchased as Christmas gifts, mostly for people you…

— Phyllis Diller

Fruitcakes have a bad rap.

— Christina Tosi

There's a reason they only serve fruitcake once a year, because it's awful. There's a reason they only serve mint julep's once a year,…

— Mike Leach

Who likes fruitcake? I mean, really, giving you a fruitcake for a present is just another way of saying, I dislike you so much…

— Ritu Ghatourey

There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us.

— Jimmy Buffett

We need more fruitcakes in this world, and less bakers!

— Jimmy Buffett

The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet.…

— Dave Barry

We need more fruitcakes in this world and less bakers! We need people that care! I'm mad as hell! And I don't want to…

— Jimmy Buffett

Fruitcake is like semen, there's a lot of it about but no one wants to swallow it

— Oscar Wilde

Bring on the fruitcakes, we want a fruitcake for an unlovable seat.

— Matthew Parris

the ultimate in longevity is the Christmas fruitcake. It is a cake made during the holidays with fruits that make it heavier than the…

— Erma Bombeck

A good fruit cake is good fruit cake. A bad one is really bad.

— Fred Schneider