Cake Quote by Erma Bombeck

The joke may be that no one likes fruitcake, but if that were the case, they wouldn't appear on store shelves every holiday season!

— Harley Pasternak

There's a reason they only serve fruitcake once a year, because it's awful. There's a reason they only serve mint julep's once a year,…

— Mike Leach

The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet.…

— Dave Barry

Have you ever known anyone who bought a fruitcake for himself? Of course not. They are purchased as Christmas gifts, mostly for people you…

— Phyllis Diller

My grandsons really love my apple cake, which is from my grandmother's recipe.

— Susan Lucci

We need more fruitcakes in this world, and less bakers!

— Jimmy Buffett

A good fruit cake is good fruit cake. A bad one is really bad.

— Fred Schneider

One begins to realize that one is getting old when the birthday candles weigh more than the cake.

— Bette Davis

I think the key to the longevity is being able to reinvent yourself and to adopt and incorporate different things into your character.

— Kane

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event.

— Ron Ben-Israel

“I begin to describe a three-tier cake. The bottom tier would be a deep, dark devil's food cake filled with thick chocolate custard. The…

— Stacey Ballis

The truly great ones rely on substance, and not on surface, hold on to the fruit, and not to the flower.

— Laozi