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“the ultimate in longevity is the Christmas fruitcake. It is a cake made during the holidays with fruits that make it heavier than the stove it is cooked in.” quote by Erma Bombeck
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“the ultimate in longevity is the Christmas fruitcake. It is a cake made during the holidays with fruits that make it heavier than the stove it is cooked in.”

Erma Bombeck

About This Quote

Source Column: The New Yorker, “Holiday Baking,” 1978

Exaggerates the heaviness of fruitcake to humorously comment on holiday excess.

In simple terms: Fruitcake is absurdly heavy.

Key Takeaway

Enjoy moderation during holidays.

Themes

holiday traditions food excess

Mood

cheerful witty

Type

humorous cultural critique

When to use this quote

  • family gatherings
  • dietary choices
  • gift giving
  • culinary culture

Key Concepts

satire hyperbole

Questions to Reflect On

  • What holiday foods do you find excessive?
  • How can humor improve festive stress?
A Different Perspective

Some may find the joke offensive to bakers.

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