Birthday Quote by Johnny Carson

What I thought at the moment was the worst thing that could happen was absolutely the biggest gift I've received.

— Trey Anastasio

Have you ever known anyone who bought a fruitcake for himself? Of course not. They are purchased as Christmas gifts, mostly for people you…

— Phyllis Diller

The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.

— Craig Ferguson

Giving gifts to others is a fundamental activity, as old as humanity itself. Yet in the modern, complex world, the particulars of gift-giving can…

— Andrew Weil

Who likes fruitcake? I mean, really, giving you a fruitcake for a present is just another way of saying, I dislike you so much…

— Ritu Ghatourey

Some of the very greatest gifts bring an inevitable downside which you cannot "cure" without curing the gift at the same time.

— Stephanie S. Tolan

How painful to give a gift to any person of sensibility, or of equality! It is next worst to receiving one

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

“life's worst experiences can be valuable gifts.”

— Mia Sheridan

People give one another things that can't be gift wrapped.

— Nadine Gordimer

An enemy's gift is ruinous and no gift.

— Sophocles

Presents are made for the pleasure of who gives them, not the merits of who receives them.

— Carlos Ruiz Zafon

The thing that means the most to you is the only kind of gift worth giving.

— Anonymous