Christmas Quote by Benny Hill Download Open image “Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.” — Benny Hill ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Christmas Christmas card greetings Christmas cheer Christmas party Christmas spirit Christmas thoughts Flowers Funny christmas Funny christmas card Holiday card Ifs Merry christmas Merry christmas cards Reality Rose Roses are red Violet
Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish. — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
Roses Are Red. Violets Are Blue, if I had a brick. I Would Throw It At U — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red. Violets are blue. They both live in the ground...soon, you will too. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red violets are blue, so glad I finally realized to say fuck you! — Shaniqua Copy Share Image
Rose are red, Violets are blue. Everyone does this, So I thought I would too. — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
Roses are red violets are blue those flowers are for me not for you... — Gothsynyster Copy Share Image
Roses are red violets are blue...Stars are beautiful to look at and shine just like you do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man who fails is funny... if my sketches teach anything, it is that, for the male, sex is a snare and a delusion.… — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and… — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
I changed it to Leslie Hill, only that seemed more like a cocktail pianist. Eventually, being an admirer of Jack Benny, I took his… — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
I don't covet images or belongings. My television set and video are rented, any paintings aren't worth a fortune, and money is of little… — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
I used to watch all these great fat women in the audience laughing at the comic, and I would think how wonderful it would… — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ? — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
I'm single. I don't have a family. I certainly don't have to work. I don't want to be the richest man in the cemetery. — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million… — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
I don't do something I won't enjoy just for the money. I do it for the fun, for the joy of working. — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
The notion of a non-religious Christmas is ridiculous. But so is the insistence on the part of Christians that politicians and retailers carry out… — Rachel Campos-Duffy Copy Share Image
As we are coming to the end of the year, I want you to forget about the past, the failure, the negative thoughts or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
May you have the spirit of Christmas which is Peace, the gladness of Christmas which is Hope, and the Heart of Christmas which is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To my future children; you will know the true meaning of Christmas just not you get gifts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a… — Al Smith Copy Share Image
Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can often blend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Why did he hesitate? He finally admitted to himself that he was like an American child who was almost completely certain about Santa Claus,… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
