Christmas Quote by Benny Hill Download Open image “Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.” — Benny Hill ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Christmas Christmas humor Flowers Funny christmas Funny christmas card Humorous christmas
Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish. — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
Roses are red. Violets are blue. They both live in the ground...soon, you will too. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Roses Are Red. Violets Are Blue, if I had a brick. I Would Throw It At U — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Violets are blue, The sun shines as bright as my love does for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red violets are blue...Stars are beautiful to look at and shine just like you do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red violets are blue those flowers are for me not for you... — Gothsynyster Copy Share Image
A man who fails is funny... if my sketches teach anything, it is that, for the male, sex is a snare and a delusion.… — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and… — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
I changed it to Leslie Hill, only that seemed more like a cocktail pianist. Eventually, being an admirer of Jack Benny, I took his… — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
I don't covet images or belongings. My television set and video are rented, any paintings aren't worth a fortune, and money is of little… — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
I used to watch all these great fat women in the audience laughing at the comic, and I would think how wonderful it would… — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ? — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
I'm single. I don't have a family. I certainly don't have to work. I don't want to be the richest man in the cemetery. — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million… — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
I don't do something I won't enjoy just for the money. I do it for the fun, for the joy of working. — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
The notion of a non-religious Christmas is ridiculous. But so is the insistence on the part of Christians that politicians and retailers carry out… — Rachel Campos-Duffy Copy Share Image
As we are coming to the end of the year, I want you to forget about the past, the failure, the negative thoughts or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
May you have the spirit of Christmas which is Peace, the gladness of Christmas which is Hope, and the Heart of Christmas which is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To my future children; you will know the true meaning of Christmas just not you get gifts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a… — Al Smith Copy Share Image
Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can often blend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Why did he hesitate? He finally admitted to himself that he was like an American child who was almost completely certain about Santa Claus,… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
