“I will only admit she does not make the average man’s eyes bleed, so she is not ugly in the physical sense.” — L.T. Suzuki Average man Copy Share Image
“I will not be fooled again. The next cute bunny limping my way will get it!” — L.T. Suzuki Bunny Copy Share Image
“For pity’s sake, shut your royal gob and stop with the incessant screaming!” he demanded, pressing a finger to his lips for… — L.T. Suzuki Annoying Copy Share Image
“Knowing the Princess was forced to swallow her pride, and it was probably so big it could choke a horse, Tag decided… — L.T. Suzuki Princess Copy Share Image
“Sensing this man had issued a challenge, Rose was not about to be outdone by a village idiot.” — L.T. Suzuki Village Idiot Copy Share Image
“Since when do princesses go on quests? They are the ones who remain safely locked away in towers playing the role of… — L.T. Suzuki Adventure Copy Share Image
“look here you old, painted hussy! I am neither a tart, a trollop, nor am I a strumpet! I am a lady… — L.T. Suzuki Lady Copy Share Image
