Marriage Quote by Nikhil Saluja

I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"

— Emo Philips

My partner said she was leaving me so I cut off her legs. She soon came crawling back.

— Green Monk

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'

— Emo Philips

She left me, offended at my want of sympathy, and thinking, no doubt, that I envied her. I did not - at least, I…

— Anne Bronte

When my wife and I got married, she thought of me being an easygoing person, and I warned her I wasn't.

— Peter Higgs

She reminded me of what it did to her when I left — what it still does to her when I leave. She feels…

— Stephenie Meyer

When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion.

— Rodney Dangerfield

My wife accuses me - and she's probably right - that I'm sometimes oversensitive.

— Joe Torre

I hardly said a word to my wife until I said 'yes' to divorce.

— John Milius

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

— John Barrymore

I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.

— Steven Wright

I think I hit the bottom when my wife left me while I was on the road.

— Brian Welch