Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “My partner said she was leaving me so I cut off her legs. She soon came crawling back.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
She raised one leg and gave me all her weight as a I dipped her. She either trusted me or wanted to fall. — John Green Copy Share Image
I got lost somehow, began staring up her legs. I was always a leg man. It was the first thing I saw when I… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Once I climbed into a mountain lion's cage and she bounded at me and put her paw on my face, but she kept her… — Edward Hoagland Copy Share Image
She shook her head then took off again, and I found myself struggling to keep up with her in my bunny slippers. With a… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
We started making out and she took my pants off. But then I turned on the TV and that's about the time she walked… — Blink 182 Copy Share Image
And I heard the sound of her little feet across the hardwood floor and I knelt down with my arms open wide. — Mark Harris Copy Share Image
I thought, 'OK, I'm done here. I'll take responsibility and go away.' Little did I know I was going to be going away limping… — Terry Francona Copy Share Image
I ended up injuring her with a knife I had on me. I can't really remember what happened. — Mathias Rust Copy Share Image
A few weeks after my surgery, I went out to play catch with my golden retriever. When I bent over to pick up the… — Linda Ellerbee Copy Share Image
I broke both legs, which is why I ended up lying in bed for three months. It was six months before I could walk… — Charley Boorman Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
