Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “My girlfriend told me I'm awful in bed. I don't know how she can tell in 30 seconds.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Facebook status Funny Funny facebook status Jokes Shit talking Twitter Witty
Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My wife is so bad at sex, I close my eyes and pretend she's my hand. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I tell her meet me in the bathroom, hold up, better yet my bedroom. I call that my V.I.P. fuck a bad bitch get… — Meek Mill Copy Share Image
I don't think I'm good in bed. My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I wanted to tell her that if only something were wrong with my body it would be fine, I would rather have anything wrong… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I asked my wife, 'On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you rate me as a lover?' She said, 'You know I'm… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My wife keeps on telling me my worst fault is that I keep things to myself and appear relaxed. But I am really in… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
“Never underestimate the importance of what a woman says in bed. It's one of the few places they will tell you exactly what they… — Karen Hawkins Copy Share Image
Why do you tell me all the things you should be telling your girlfriend? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
