Girlfriend Quote by Steven Wright

Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes.

— Steven Wright

“What did you say?” I asked, walking to her, putting my hand on the small of her back. “Shhhh,” she said. “I’m sleeping.” Just…

— John Green

“It was a dumb mistake, sleeping with her, and I learned from the experience. Still, I’d gladly make the same mistake tonight if she…

— Jarod Kintz

“How would I feel if I woke up and she told me that we had done it while I slept? I’d be fine with…

— Christopher Moore

“You really know how to screw up a perfect night, don’t you?” “You thought it was perfect, huh? Does that mean you had a…

— Jamie McGuire

“She couldn't or simply wouldn't understand why I wanted to sleep all the time, and she was always rubbing my nose in her moral…

— Ottessa Moshfegh

“She had had insomnia badly when she was fresh from Home.... She had had only occasional bad nights since then. Bad? she thought. Why…

— Robin McKinley

“I was asleep.” “You’re not asleep now.” “You wouldn’t be either if you woke up to hear a woman outside of your house claiming…

— Maria Luis

“…don’t answer that. No way was I asleep and”

— Marcus Emerson

“graced the little girl with what she hoped was her sweetest, most welcoming smile. "Did you sleep well?”

— Kathleen Morgan

“I was tired in ways that had nothing to do with sleep. It occurred to me, sitting in the car with her, that I…

— Pete Dexter

My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, 'If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to…

— Steven Wright