Witty facebook status Quote by Anonymous

My girl asked me to do something to make her feel special...I bought that b*tch a wheelchair.

— Anonymous

In my mind, I gave the woman gifts. I gave her a candle stub. I gave her a box of wooden kitchen matches. I…

— Lewis Nordan

The most romantic thing I ever did to my woman? I painted her toenails!

— Tracy Morgan

For her I changed pebbles into diamonds, shoes into mirrors, I changed glass into water, I gave her wings and pulled birds from her…

— Nicole Krauss

Thinking of a good surprise to give your girlfriend? How about a thumb in the ass durning doggystyle.

— Nikhil Saluja

For several long moments we remained locked together, and I think I covered her hair with small sacred kisses, her perfume crucifying me with…

— Anne Rice

Only that Special Girl wouldn't have to expect special things from me, because I would already give them to her.

— Martin Livingston Jr

Gave her love away, put it in my pocket when it should of been framed!

— Eddie Vedder

Nothing I did was ever good enough to make her happy. So, I guess, she gave me what she thought I deserved..

— Hemant Smarty

I once took the key off my girlfriend's key ring so that I could surprise her when she got home. So I did this…

— Trey Songz

To see my wife getting inspired from my notes and thoughts, going in the direction I wanted, and have her surprise me with wonderful…

— Lasse Hallstrom

When I was in high school, I was dating this girl and wanted to make her birthday really special. I showed up early to…

— Dave Franco