Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

My girlfriend asked me to make her feel special...so I gave her a helmet and crayons.

— Anonymous

I tried spinning around in a chair to impress a girl.

— Ray Toro

Only that Special Girl wouldn't have to expect special things from me, because I would already give them to her.

— Martin Livingston Jr

She felt special until she saw you talk to every other girl like that.

— Anonymous

Ive always wanted to turn around in a big chair and say IVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU

— Anonymous

I felt SPECIAL , until I realized you talk to every girl like that

— Anonymous

For her I changed pebbles into diamonds, shoes into mirrors, I changed glass into water, I gave her wings and pulled birds from her…

— Nicole Krauss

With hardly any effort at all, she made me feel special. Just like all the other people she toyed with.

— Neal Shusterman

I felt special... Until I realized you were the same damn way to every other girl.

— Ryaj Ablando Catayas

She fitted into my biggest arm-chair as if it had been built round her by someone who knew they were wearing arm-chairs tight about…

— Anonymous

It's like, 'Wow. Yes, I had fun... but damn, was it really all worth it when I'm in a wheelchair at the age of…

— Donte Stallworth

So Finnally I Bought Her An Ipod And Caught Her Stealing My Music So I Tied Her Arms And Legs To The Bed And…

— Eminem