“One day... A nude guy was sunbathing on a beach... He has no clothes at all and there came this little girl to him so he covered his private part with a newspaper. The little girl asked him, ''what's under?'' the guy replied, ''nothing...its just a bird'' after a few minutes, the guy fell asleep....but he was awaken already in a hospital with a serious pain. The doctor and some police men asked the guy on what exactly had happened. He said, ''he'd just fell asleep on the beach but before that, a little girl came to me.. That's all I'd remember'' and so, the police men went to the location where it happened and found the little girl which exactly the witness of the scene. The police men asked the little girl, ''can you tell us sweetie if what happened to the guy whom you have a conversation with?'' the little girl then replied . . . . ''Nothing! I'm just playing with his bird but suddenly it spat on me! So I cut off its neck, burnt its nest and smashed all those eggs”
