Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I wonder what happened to that guy that poked Chuck Noris....??” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
His jaw was swollen. A thick red bruise quickly began forming, tracing the outline of an unfamiliar fist and uninvited rings. His tooth had… — Jacob Copy Share Image
My mouth gaped and I think I might have whimpered. The Norns had obliterated him completely—a creature they’d known for centuries—because of me. It… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Randall balanced a large brown box under one arm while he chomped on a green apple held in his free hand. He grimaced with… — Wendy Mass Copy Share Image
“Shaftoe wasn’t a boxer. He was a wrestler. This was to his advantage. The other Marines would put up their dukes and try to… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
“Bundle!" Chuck shouted agin, nonsensically, as he hurled himself on top of them. It was as if he were re-creating a scene from some… — Cecily von Ziegesar Copy Share Image
“Jack's all right, and works fine!" he said to himself, panting with the unusual exertion. But just then he discovered the man's left arm… — null Copy Share Image
He was pushing fifty, with a face life had chewed on, and long wisps of graying hair parted low on one side and combed… — Patricia Cornwell Copy Share Image
Coach Hedge came pounding up the stairs with Hazel at his hooves. “Where are they?” he demanded. “Who do I kill?” “No killing!” Annabeth… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“You know what Forrest had the nerve to do?” “Son of a bitch has the nerve to do damn near anything. That's what makes… — Harry Turtledove Copy Share Image
From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
