Fat people Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “It is really funny, how fat people were the fastest sperm & now they barely move at all.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fat people
Am a fast runner..I have been fast since I was a damn sperm..that's why am the first boy — Koblet Copy Share Image
So instead of beating myself up for being fat, I think it's a miracle that I laugh every day and walk through my life… — Camryn Manheim Copy Share Image
3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that… — Anonymous Copy Share
Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I really don't do fat jokes. I talk about the trials and tribulations of being a large mammal in America. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I've just found out that I have very fast sperm. It can go from girlfriend's mouth to a tissue in 1.3 seconds — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The weight loss came about because a buddy of mine who was diagnosed with diabetes because of his obesity told me that I was… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
If a woman's fertility was in question, we wouldn't laugh, but if it is male, we have a right old laugh about it. — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share Image
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born,… — Kevin Copy Share Image
“The strange fact that out of millions of people in the world, your mother and father met and decided to get married to each… — A.J. Jacobs Copy Share Image
A thin man can squeeze into a fat body, yet you can only squeeze a fat man to become thin — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't want to lose weight to live long or be healthy. I just want to be able to make fun of fat people… — Tom Segura Copy Share Image
Why is it controversial to talk about the fact that fat people deserve to take up space and deserve to be sexy? — Tess Holliday Copy Share Image
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people. — Anthony Copy Share Image
Because I'm fat, people believe I'm somehow vulnerable and easy to handle in a negotiation. Ever try to negotiate with a fat guy? We… — Bernie Brillstein Copy Share Image
“When you're fat, people naturally assume you aren't committed. They think you're not disciplined because if you were disciplined you wouldn't let yourself get… — K.L. Going Copy Share Image
I am proud to be called the Queen of Mean, and I never mince my words - especially when it comes to fat people. — Katie Hopkins Copy Share Image
Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue? — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
We're fighting a stigma: fat. People are really scared of fat. And I think we need to change people's minds and show that you… — Crystal Renn Copy Share Image