Humor Quote by Matt Mikalatos Download Open image ““And just because a talking donkey tells you something doesn’t mean it’s true.”” — Matt Mikalatos ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Just because you don't know something doesn't mean it's not true.” — Marie Rutkoski Copy Share Image
“Um . . . what are you, exactly?” “That doesn’t matter right now.” “It doesn’t matter? From the waist down, my best friend is… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Just because you don't believe in something doesn't mean it isn't true.” — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
“Just because I say what you want to hear, doesn’t mean it’s not the truth.” — Skye Callahan Copy Share Image
“Sometimes when people talk, they don't always tell the truth.” — Benjamin Alire Sáenz Copy Share Image
“Lots of things are true. Doesn't mean you have to go around saying them.” — Jennifer Donnelly Copy Share Image
“Strictly speaking, nothing that’s said is true. (Though one can be the truth, one can’t ever say it.)” — Susan Sontag Copy Share Image
“A man would rather break his donkeys back than give it the carrot it requires to progress.” — R.P. Falconer Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, when someone says something to us, we all of a sudden start to wonder why they said it, what they meant, and whether… — A.M. Revere Copy Share Image
“That’s the danger of following an imaginary Jesus,” Daisy said. “The more committed you get to him and his plan, the further afield from… — Matt Mikalatos Copy Share Image
“zombies . . . they’re like an entire race of people who think they are following Jesus but are actually following a moral system . . . a… — Matt Mikalatos Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
