“They are not unattractive in the sense that I am drunk and they likely have female genitalia.” — Lance Carbuncle Drunk Copy Share Image
“People who don't know me well enough might say I'm delusional and paranoid, but they're just out to get me.” — Lance Carbuncle Delusional Copy Share Image
“It is always hard for me to share my creative output with others...It feels like I have taken a big dump on… — Lance Carbuncle Creativity Copy Share Image
