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“What I mean to say is that I was not fundamentally unattractive. I was just invisible.”

— Ottessa Moshfegh

“For the record, I do have genitals; and they are functional and aesthetically pleasing.”

— Chuck Lorre

“They just don't make sex look fun for women. The girl is just an object.”

— John Green

“I rarely acquire any enthusiasm for the opposite sex outside of being drunk.”

— Claire-Louise Bennett

“But that's the worst of these attractive young women with affectionate dispositions. They'll say anything, and they mean absolutely nothing by it.”

— Agatha Christie

“At least if I was picking guys up in fits of drunken idiocy, they were not only handsome, but also even mildly clever.”

— C.E. Murphy

“Since I couldn't be the prettiest girl at the party I could at least make it uncomfortable for the one who was.”

— Joan Bauer

“It doesn’t matter if she wanted it or not. No self-respecting man would offer something like that to a girl, especially one that’s drunk.”

— Krista Ritchie

“...the women are drinking and laughing inside somewhere, Wallis guesses, as manless as these men are without women.”

— Sheri Holman

“I wasn’t just a fuck to them, any of them probably, is what I’m seeing. For every girl I thought I was uncomplicated sex,…

— Daniel Handler

“I’m not good with these types of girls, I had thought as Avena lay there in the middle of the bed, crying silently, trying…

— L. Jayne

“Women. Even their drinks are complicated.” He”

— Cindy Sample