Quote by Lance Carbuncle Download Open image ““that's a hell of a way to treat a donkey.”” — Lance Carbuncle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“But it was a pitiable thing to watch a human soul treated worse than one would ever treat a donkey. It always was. No… — Julie Berry Copy Share Image
“Well your horse wound up being a donkey. Time to put his ass where it belongs—outside.” — Corinne Michaels Copy Share Image
“A man would rather break his donkeys back than give it the carrot it requires to progress.” — R.P. Falconer Copy Share Image
“I wish we had a donkey. The thing would be for us all to come on donkeys, Jane, Miss Bates, and me--and my caro… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“So I want you to pull your head out of your donkey ass and keep an eye out for her, do you hear me?… — Madeleine Beckett Copy Share Image
“A beast on hire, it goes where it is taken and carries whatever is loaded on its back, one journey is much the same… — José Saramago Copy Share Image
“So he can go ride a donkey naked through the desert with snapping turtles attached to his nipples for all I care.” — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
“I take back what I said about the donkey,’’ Ascanio said. ‘’She’s awesome” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“They are not unattractive in the sense that I am drunk and they likely have female genitalia.” — Lance Carbuncle Copy Share Image
“People who don't know me well enough might say I'm delusional and paranoid, but they're just out to get me.” — Lance Carbuncle Copy Share Image
“It is always hard for me to share my creative output with others...It feels like I have taken a big dump on a platter… — Lance Carbuncle Copy Share Image
