Humor Quote by Laurie Notaro

“the real world is never particularly tidy when it reaches yours hands. Just work with what you’ve got, and make it a little bit…

— Kenneth Tam

“It was this simple. Some had it. Others would always falter when it came to the crunch.”

— Stieg Larsson

“the prettier the packaging, the more emotionally expensive the contents.”

— Katerina Diamond

“Glancing round to see that no one was watching, I sniffed at it. The leather binding, soft and supple, was pungent, but it was…

— Linda Proud

“Next, I went in the shower to lather every inch of my body and stayed for so long inside, I walked away with soggy…

— Karl Kristian Flores

“so far as I can see, not an ounce of flesh was consumed.”

— Dean Koontz

“Don’t break your promise. Sweat the small stuff. Love your brand. Love your customers.”

— Ken Goldstein

“People in large quantities are terrible.”

— catherine lacey

“But I was doing a bit of cleaning when you rang—the studio gets filthy—and the dust must have confused my powers of differentiation.”

— Anthony Powell

“Performance anxiety and a dry-cleaning bill; those were the only things keeping me from stark raving lunacy.”

— Julie Powell

“Expensive shit was usually uglier than fuck”

— Skyla Dawn Cameron