Humor Quote by Lani Diane Rich

“Take care not to spit against the wind!”

— Friedrich Nietzsche

“I was hamming it up so much you could virtually taste the salad too.”

— storm constantine

“At the front door, I took thirty seconds to compose myself. I need to learn how to whistle. My roommate at the center had…

— Kresley Cole

“It is all but impossible to sit quietly by when someone is throwing salad plates.”

— James Thurber

“You know damn well I could burn a salad.”

— Nic Tatano

“The wind chime sounded like a spoon clanging against a cereal bowl, and I was glad I was having soup for breakfast.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Whistling. The Human was whistling to himself, off-key and wretched. Whistling! Like he hadn’t a care or a clue about the poverty and decay…

— S.G. Night

“Wind spells. Did you know you can summon the breezes by whistling to them?” “I have heard such calls, yes, but I have no…

— Vivienne Savage

“And then everyone in the room started laughing. My dad and my uncles and aunts - if there's one thing they knew how to…

— Benjamin Alire Sáenz

“We must not dwell on what we were in our salad days when soup days steam now upon the table!”

— Catherynne M. Valente

“Throughout the meal, Windy’s voice blew over them, smooth and steady. It didn’t matter what he was saying.”

— Cynthia Voigt

“You bastard, stop that whistling and fight me like a man!”

— John Zakour