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“Of course, if I had misbehaved that day, my dinner was a salad made entirely out of iceberg lettuce, with water on top instead…

— Jarod Kintz

“One day, we will live in a world without salads. It is a dream I have.”

— Anonymous

“Don't Spit in the Soup, We All Gotta Eat”

— Lyndon B. Johnson

“It is all but impossible to sit quietly by when someone is throwing salad plates.”

— James Thurber

“But since soup mainly involves tossing everything in a pot and waiting, it's one of my better dishes.”

— Suzanne Collins

“I was hamming it up so much you could virtually taste the salad too.”

— storm constantine

“That bowl of soup—it was dearer than freedom, dearer than life itself, past, present, and future.”

— Alexander Solzhenitsyn

“In those days food was never just sustenance; the very act of cooking knit our disparate lives together.”

— Sasha Martin

“…   not my own opinion, but my wife’s: Yesterday, when weary with writing, I was called to supper, and a salad I had…

— Johannes Kepler

“If the soup had been as warm as the wine, and the wine as old as the fish, and the fish as young as…

— Mark Forsyth

“You know damn well I could burn a salad.”

— Nic Tatano

“The wind chime sounded like a spoon clanging against a cereal bowl, and I was glad I was having soup for breakfast.”

— Jarod Kintz