Humor Quote by Kendall Grey Download Open image ““I'm gonna need a strap-on, a dildo, some lube, condoms, and more of that tequila.”” — Kendall Grey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“ It's not enough just to buy condoms, Cassidy; you have to use them. ” — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“You’re lucky this is a big night for you, Bliss. Normally, nobody gets between me and my tequila.” — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
“I knew I hated straight shots of anything except tequila. I was definitely a tequila girl.” — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
“Your breasts. Your nipples. The insides of your thighs. I want you wet for me, baby. A little drunk and a whole lot wet.” — J. Kenner Copy Share Image
“I need to go to the store and pick up some condoms. But first I need to pick up some women.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“All the tequila in the world couldn't get her out of his mind and he knew it. She was in his head and in… — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
“That’s the last time I put you in charge of the tequila when we’re making margaritas” — JoAnne Kenrick Copy Share Image
“Tequila doesn't ask you to talk about your problems. Tequila and I have always gotten along.” — Kimberly Lauren Copy Share Image
“Reverse cowgirl on a drum throne with the hottest man I’ve ever laid eyes on? Yes, please, and thank you.” — Kendall Grey Copy Share Image
“Absorbing the rest of her shadow into his, he knuckled the wall on either side of her head, trapping her in the cage of… — Kendall Grey Copy Share Image
“In the weak light of the lonely lamp, he held onto her, for a solid minute, his head buried in her neck as if… — Kendall Grey Copy Share Image
“I’m now a man on a mission. It’s time to engage in some reckless, inappropriate behavior with a hot slut.” — Kendall Grey Copy Share Image
“He got me hotter than lava cakes served fresh off the grill at the top of Mount Bangapussy.” — Kendall Grey Copy Share Image
“Fragments of the future spun past like whirling puzzle pieces with an endless array of combinations. Yet, even with millions of possible outcomes, the… — Kendall Grey Copy Share Image
“I surrender to the predator who has me trapped in his sights. Let him take me. Common sense tries to creep into my sex-saturated… — Kendall Grey Copy Share Image
“We’re given one lifetime to spend on Planet Earth. If you can’t love what you do while you’re here, then what’s the point?” — Kendall Grey Copy Share Image
“My goal tonight is to maintain a steady stream of invincibility. If I hit stage four—“I’m Invisible”—I’ll likely pass out, and that would ruin… — Kendall Grey Copy Share Image
“Their eyes locked and something deep rocked the space between them - like an earthquake shaking things up at the surface, redrawing boundaries in… — kendall grey Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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