Drunk Quote by J. Kenner

“Ohhhhh Je- sus you’re wet. Oh fuck, you’re so wet, baby. Are you serious with this? It’s all over your legs.” She blurted the…

— Charlotte Stein

The ball must be as slippery as a wet baby.

— Tony Gubba

If you want to get warm you must stand near the fire: if you want to be wet you must get into the water.…

— C. S. Lewis

If you want to get wet, go out to where it is raining; If you want to be a saint, find one and hang…

— Peter Kreeft

“If you want to get warm you must stand near the fire: if you want to be wet you must get into the water.…

— C.S. Lewis

“I didn’t go to the water park because it was raining, and I didn’t want to get wet.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If you want to get warm you must stand near the fire: if you want to be wet you must get into the water.…

— C.S. Lewis

“Well, make up your mind. I don’t have all night.” Fidelia set her beer on the porch and removed a set of keys from…

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“If you ever have children, tell them they must always be drunk. Drunk on love, drunk on poetry, drunk on wine, it doesn’t matter.…

— Benjamin Hale

“Joe!” he groaned, attempting to speak clearly. “Joe! Good ol’ Joe!” “Captain, you’re drunk!” Lofflin said, stating the obvious while trying to keep his…

— Christina Engela

Curiously, the righteous Pharisees had little historical impact, save for a brief time in a remote corner of the Roman Empire. But Jesus' disciples…

— Philip Yancey

“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as…

— Terry Pratchett