Humor Quote by Kaye George

“Huey was something else. Huey was out of sight. He knew how to do it. Huey was ten motherfuckers.”

— Bobby Seale

“Please, don't fuck the housekeeper. I like her and if you do something that makes her quit, I will break your favorite drum sticks.”

— Terri Anne Browning

“against the kitchen counter. “Oh, Sister,” I said, “you have no idea.”

— Rebecca St. James

“The cleaning lady? I thought that you were just kidding to make me jealous. You actually love that fat bitch?” Her voice raised.”

— Latrivia S. Nelson

“Chuck it in the duckit bucket.”

— Nadine Dalton

“She shut the door and moved on to the floor-to-ceiling cabinets. “There is nothing here. Nothing. What do you eat?” “Ah…” Assail found himself…

— J. R. Ward

“In the kitchen, refilling my glass." Peters's voice carried through the kitchen doorway. "You people drive me to drink, and I can't do it…

— Sara Driscoll

“For answer Mr Flay shot his head forward out of his collar and croaked, ‘Silence! you kitchen thing. Hold your tongue you greasy fork.”

— Mervyn Peake

“The fake giggle is not that bad." My friend grunted in disagreement. "It sounds like Miss Piggy has a machine gun stuck in her…

— Samantha Young

“sits on the bedspread between her and Necie. I can smell that nail polish in the clean cool air of the woods. The minute…

— Rebecca Wells

“Then I tug the toaster from the wall and swing the appliance around my head like a lasso. I'm not aiming to knock her…

— J.A. Konrath

“That’s one naughty, bad little voice.”

— Jo Raven