Friendship Quote by Samantha Young

“She never laughs or smiles or tells a joke. She reminds me of a robot caked in meat.”

— Matthew Quick

“My mate is really, really weird. She is also absolutely covered in brown, mushy clay. She laughs and holds a large lump up to…

— Shay Savage

“Then came the giggle, this time for real, as if she had committed a naughty prank but was not in the least bit displeased…

— André Aciman

“She’s nothing more than a crazy chick with a tight ass. Who will get me coffee daily.” “Oh, really?” Her voice cuts through the…

— Natasha Madison

“She had a voice so husky it could have pulled a dogsled, and the gun she was holding gave me a bad case of…

— Patrick Major Dallas OR

“Don't smile. The queen is going to come at you, and she's going to conjure up a …machine gun, and your going to counter…

— Brodi Ashton

“Yes, well, how was I to know you would be so dramatic? Really, Francine, I don’t know where you get it from.” Then she…

— Jade Lee

“He's got a laugh like a machine gun firing through velvet.”

— Libba Bray

“Binkie, the one and only. He can hear her rings clacking on the plastic phone, and he chuckles, envisioning with amusement the bejeweled and…

— Jardine Libaire

“She laughs an honest laugh... one that puts the fakes on edge and makes them dream of being better.”

— C. JoyBell C

“However…know that if you hurt her I’ll shove a beer bottle up your ass, use your sphincter to twist the top off, and laugh…

— Suzanne Wright

“It's a laugh," Grady said. "No way a laugh can sound bad. You heard the way Cody snorts like a pig? You got nothing…

— Lisa Henry