Comedy Quote by Patrick Major Dallas OR

“She already had my gun aimed at my chest. I hadn’t even heard her move. Not bad for a wolf.”

— Lisa Kessler

“Like a bullet out of a gun. His big paws had caught the dog before the dog could even flinch.”

— Michael Grant

“Her beauty was a weapon. A loaded gun, with the barrel pointed at her own head.”

— Khaled Hosseini

“But I've got a gun," she said, twirling it on two fingers. "A gun with bullets is worse than no gun at all.”

— Lissa Price

“somewhere deep inside, her sister understood dimly that her beauty was a weapon. A loaded gun, with the barrel pointed at her own head.”

— Khaled Hosseini

“I was a girl and I had the best deadly toys in the room. Gun envy is an ugly thing.”

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“The last part, she almost barks. She would have made a wonderful poodle — yappy, mean, and inclined to bite.”

— Lexi Whitlow

“What the hell was she doing on the nonhostage side of a handgun?”

— Suzanne Brockmann

“One other thing—she was always armed. Ossie May talked about her gun even more than she bragged about her cooking. Out of nowhere, she…

— Harold Phifer

“You, Mad Dog, are exactly what I came here to protect her from. But you know what? We’re all broken some way or another.…

— Jamie McGuire

“I had no idea why I was still holding the gun on her. Normally, nice women with no hidden agenda whatsoever didn’t scare me.…

— Darynda Jones

“It was too creepy. Too dark. Now she was talking to herself. And that was getting old. She needed a dog. For protection. A…

— Jaime Jo Wright