Humor Quote by Kaye George

“The banging at the door was his excuse to turn away—some people had their coats in there—and while he stood with his back to…

— Alice McDermott

“Good.” Fred puts his hands in his pockets, dark, creased in front, like my father’s. “I was worried I’d gotten a defective one.” I…

— Lauren Oliver

“My name," said Mr. Fresh. "Pardon?" Charlie stopped tying himself up. "I dress in mint green because of my first name. It's Minty." Charlie…

— Christopher Moore

“What’s wrong with you?” John asks suspiciously. I give him a ‘what chu talkin’ ‘bout Willis?’ look and he explains. “You just woke up.”…

— Katelin LaMontagne

“He sounded positively hostile. I could tell he was about to hang up. “Wait a minute. Who’s IYCGM?” “If you can’t get me,” he…

— Karen Marie Moning

“Carl, my erstwhile buddy, casually tossed me under the bus, saying to Mike, “U-Turn here says he can’t lift it.”

— Finn Murphy

“What are you two doing in here?” Mike Iglehart wore an eye-blistering white lab coat and a surly expression. “This isn’t some teenage make-out…

— Kathy Reichs

“I lived here my whole life and I've never been to this neighborhood.' And Big Mike finally spoke up. 'Don't worry,' he said. 'I…

— Michael Lewis

“There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millett's”

— Half Man Half Biscuit

“I closed my eyes as I heard my stepfather call my name and opened them just in time to see him striding towards me.…

— Sloane Kennedy

“Why would John bother using windows or doors like a normal person? Why would he bother to say hello? Just poof . Crunch. Bye.”

— Meg Cabot

“Hank continued to look confused. “So, what’s she like otherwise? Is she a nice person?” Duane shrugged. “Not particularly. She’s businesslike, to the point.…

— Penny Reid