Humor Quote by Julia Stuart

“. . . he lies on the couch with only his pants, boots and bandages wrapped around him. I thought about taking off his…

— Susan Ee

“Wiping his hands on his apron, he walked over, apparently enjoying my discomfort as I looked around for some way to escape, finding I…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

“Damn me for being half naked so I can’t escape. Instead, I’ve resorted to feeing into the bathroom, hiding like the desperate tart that…

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“The bastard had made my underwear disappear.”

— R.K. Lilley

“He was discovered with his feet stuck to the ceiling in the bathroom with his head stuffed in the toilet...”

— Orson Scott Card

“I watched his nostrils flare as the glow became more apparent, and he allowed me to see the full fire that I’d created in…

— Amelia Hutchins

“After all, I was dressed in linen and so retained a certain capacity for nonchalance.”

— Joanna Ruocco

“I woke up in my bathroom, startled. I had nodded off while pooping. Long goddamned day.”

— David Wong

“From the breezy doorway. “Serge!” He turned around. “Skid Marks! Bacon Strips!” Two more stools.”

— Tim Dorsey

“He hadn't stiffened up or anything. I just wasn't used to dressing guys, even if they were dead.”

— Warren Moore

“But me, my jeans, tank, boots and socks, commando and braless, walked right out the door and, like we had many, many times before,…

— Kristen Ashley

“His undies had ridden up into the crack of his narrow ass, of which I was treated to a full view of as he…

— Lili St. Crow