Humor Quote by Josin L. McQuein

“Kleptomania is a medical condition beyond the afflicted's control. Picking pockets is a legitimate trade, thank you very much. I only pinch what I intend to take and nothing more.” quote by Josin L. McQuein — Download Open image

““Kleptomania is a medical condition beyond the afflicted's control. Picking pockets is a legitimate trade, thank you very much. I only pinch what I intend to take and nothing more.””

Josin L. McQuein

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“Killing someone is easier than you think. All it takes is decision, aim, and follow through.”

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“Do you have any matches?" "What for?" The suspicion is back in his voice. That's the Tobin I know and lo- Well, that's the Tobin I know, anyway.”

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“ Priority target ... no way is that a good thing.”

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“ Negative. "Mouth closed, politely.”

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“Someone's attention shouldn't have a physical weight, but it does. Hate's a heavy burden; hope is worse.”

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“A body seems a solitary thing until each cell inside it gains its own voice, and when all shriek in terror at the same…

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“I know one thing about the place I came from,' I say. 'We didn't eat dessert.' 'Then you came from a horrible and backward…

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“Fire and light. With all our safety measures, and all our weapons, it's the primitive things that keep us safe.”

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“She wants to know why she can’t hear you,” Rue explains. “I told her your voice has been lost, so she’s keeping your hand…

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“I wasn’t home. Home wasn’t that bed and that pain. Home didn’t hurt. There were no strangers who hid their faces or their voices…

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“What sense is there in ending another life when we’re trying to keep the world from dying?”

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“You cannot murder someone in the Safe Room, okay?”

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