Amusing Quote by Ken Dodd Download Open image “I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.” — Ken Dodd ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Amusing Funny Inspirational Love Success
I take antidepressants, which I was embarrassed about for a long time, but it keeps me going. — Tess Holliday Copy Share Image
“Klonopin ruined my lie. It takes away your drive, and in the morning, you don't want to get out of bed, because you feel… — Robert Whitaker Copy Share Image
In comparison to the eight years I spent on Klonopin, the cocaine and brandy wins hands down. If you are ever in a drugstore… — Stevie Nicks Copy Share Image
Klaxons was a really great chapter in my earlier life, and now I'm older and happy doing other things. — James Righton Copy Share Image
I suffer from manic-depressive disorder, and I've chosen not to take medication for it. Because of that, every once in a while I go… — Scott Weiland Copy Share Image
Any time I find medicine that's helpful, I share it with everyone I know. — Clarissa Pinkola Estes Copy Share Image
I just think the whole kale thing has gone a little overboard. It's everywhere you go, and it can actually inhibit thyroid function. — Anna Getty Copy Share Image
I don't like to take a lot of stuff since I'm really sensitive to medications. — Kate Walsh Copy Share Image
I take Wellbutrin because I'm afraid to go into stores. I'm afraid people are going to yell at me. — Christina Ricci Copy Share Image
I gave no prescriptions, And those who have taken my moods for prophecies Mistake the matter. — Louis Simpson Copy Share Image
My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson.' — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute - I've got… — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her. — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute -- Ive got… — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
Men's legs have a terribly lonely life - standing in the dark in your trousers all day. — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
Television is like a great monster, eating your gags as fast as you say them. — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
I had an idyllic childhood and when my parents bought me a Punch and Judy Show and a ventriloquist's dummy, I'd perform anywhere, anytime.… — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble! — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire Saturday night. — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
“I have found it an amusing strategy, when asked whether I am an atheist, to point out that the questioner is also an atheist… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
By amusing myself with all these games, all this nonsense, all these picture puzzles, I became famous... I am only a public entertainer who… — Pablo Picasso Copy Share Image
People of our time are losing the power of celebration. Instead of celebrating we seek to be amused or entertained. Celebration is an active… — Abraham Joshua Heschel Copy Share Image
No one survives in times of war unless they make war their home. How did I get so old and wise, but for welcoming… — Gregory Maguire Copy Share Image
Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I… — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
[A]n Obama presidency would be an amusing approximation of the Carter administration, complete with vaporous moralizing and foreign policy bungling. — Emmett Tyrrell Copy Share Image
Men are not amusing during the shooting season; but, after all, my dear, men were not especially designed to amuse women. — Gertrude Atherton Copy Share Image
All men are fools, if truth be told, but the ones in motley are more amusing than ones with crowns. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most poetry is the utterance of a man in some state of passion, love, joy, grief, rage, etc., and no doubt this is as… — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
It's always amusing to see how much less the political class knows than the rest of us do. ... it's never occurred to [the… — Stephen D. Cox Copy Share Image
Are there bears in these mountains?" he asked. His companion nodded. "Of course. But it's a bit early in the year for them to… — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance. — Robert Coveyou Copy Share Image
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