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“Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for…” quote by Ken Dodd — Download Open image

“Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.”

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My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson.'

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I had an idyllic childhood and when my parents bought me a Punch and Judy Show and a ventriloquist's dummy, I'd perform anywhere, anytime.…

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Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble!

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I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside

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My teeth are all my own. I've just finished paying for them.

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The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire Saturday night.

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