Revenue Quote by Ken Dodd Download Open image “I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside” — Ken Dodd ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Revenue
I have bought my flat myself and never charged a penny of it to the taxpayers. — Dennis Skinner Copy Share Image
I had five pounds under a half a million saved and then I was told I had not one single brown penny in the… — Brenda Fricker Copy Share Image
Then they outsourced my job and gave a raise to my boss. Bailed out the banks but billed me for the loss. — Otep Copy Share Image
You know, gentlemen, that I do not owe any personal income tax. But nevertheless, I send a small check, now and then, to the… — David Rockefeller Copy Share Image
I got ex's all across the country and I owe everybody in town. I got bill collectors a callin' me up, and lawyers trying… — George Strait Copy Share Image
The Britons bankrupted me. I came to their country with £10 in my pocket and they gave me £1 back. But in between I… — Bruce Grobbelaar Copy Share Image
I am supposed to owe the government something like $100 million. I couldn't squeeze out a dime. — Dennis Kozlowski Copy Share Image
My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson.' — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute - I've got… — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her. — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute -- Ive got… — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
Men's legs have a terribly lonely life - standing in the dark in your trousers all day. — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
Television is like a great monster, eating your gags as fast as you say them. — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
I had an idyllic childhood and when my parents bought me a Punch and Judy Show and a ventriloquist's dummy, I'd perform anywhere, anytime.… — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble! — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire Saturday night. — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
At times of recession, running a budget deficit is highly desirable. Once the economy begins to recover, you have to balance the budget. But… — George Soros Copy Share Image
As the variable capital always stays in the hands of the capitalist in some form or other, it cannot be claimed in any way… — Karl Marx Copy Share Image
Companies are bought for their revenue, customer base, technology, or people. A few great companies offer all of these, but any valuable business offers… — Margaret Heffernan Copy Share Image
The collectors of revenue and the policeman are the only symbols by which millions in India's villages know British rule. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
In market research I did at Microsoft Corp. in the early 1990s, I estimated that the 'Wall Street Journal' took in about 75 cents… — Nathan Myhrvold Copy Share Image
Because what happens is, as the economy suffers, tax revenues go down. But unlike businesses, where at least your variable costs go down, in… — Meg Whitman Copy Share Image
There are some Republicans who say that any time you raise new revenue, you have to have a tax cut to match it. I… — Jeff Flake Copy Share Image
The investment in our mining industry has been very positive for Australia but we need to be doing more if we want, as I… — Gina Rinehart Copy Share Image
They [leaders in Western Europe] do not misuse financial instruments, financial injections, but, first of all, seek structural change. This is urgent for our… — Vladimir Putin Copy Share Image
Listing the polar bear under the Endangered Species Act could harm bear conservation efforts by eliminating revenues from the carefully-regulated sport hunting of polar… — Amy Ridenour Copy Share Image
As things get worse and the State seems powerless to help, the State will seem less and less legitimate. People will lose their moral… — Jack Donovan Copy Share Image